GOMENN

IM SORRY

we are off omegle now but we met one rly cute rose in my tag hi you you were cute

if anyone wants to see us idk maybe we’ll tinychat or something

lord-ponty:

HOW 1 F33L

ikimaru:

it’ll need someone to hold the flower lmao

hEY GUYS ME AND SCOUT ARE GOIN ON OMEGLE UNDER THE ‘HOMESTUCK’ AND ‘EGBUNS’ YEA

kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie

banasmagiccastle:

edtrip:

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER

fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this

slothtier:

also i found the perfect dress for like a crockercorp promstuck jane???? ahah the name sounds really dumb but yeah hi

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah